Haven’t been this low and depressed in a while.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to meee. One day early. Someone hit my car again.
$50 to whoever will run me over with that piece of shit car. Worst luck ever with that thing. & life.
All I want for my birthday is a soft set of flannel button Jammies. Someone to tell me I’m pretty. Kiss me like they love me, good night. And tuck my drunk self into bed.